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  • Jipper commented on a post by Rayray on Dec 17, 2010.

    I love you Rayray. Maybe the only cool girl on TypePad.

    I think that some of the 8-bit remixes are chill. im also digging the slow remixes too. some real good shit on there.

    Pce rayray! happy holidays dude.

    As a future lesson, whoevers nice to me, will be treated with luxourious intelligence.

  • Jipper commented on a post by Jipper on Dec 17, 2010.

    GERARD. glad we can talk face to face right now. Ive been reading the Metric forums and have noticed what a douche bag you are. you freaking hipster. I hate your little attitude about everything. Learn how to talk to people nicely you dickhead. fu k

  • Jipper commented on a post by Rayray on Dec 16, 2010.

    Also, the album is called Fantasies. Not Fantasy lololol
    Big fuck up on your part.

  • Emily Hainez ate my brainz.

    it rhymes, RITE?

  • Jipper commented on a post by Rayray on Dec 16, 2010.

    Remixes are for pagans.
    Unmixes are for wagons.

  • Jipper commented on a post by Jipper on Dec 2, 2010.

    I also thought it would be appropriate to post another new adaptation. Here is "Sick Kitty"

    Watch out kitty
    I stuck you in a casserole
    I'll pull your little whiskers out
    Now hand me my knife

    You'd better watch out kitty
    I stuck you in a casserole
    I'll pull your little whiskers out
    Now hand me my knife
    The one you use for meat
    Large cats are my fantasy

    So we cooked them 11 ways
    We took the meat
    And ate away
    And you baked a cake
    With my kittys brains

    I'll buy me
    A fresh ...

  • Jipper commented on a post by Jipper on Dec 2, 2010.

    Yes Joey. Here is Gimmie Kitty. Just 4 u.

    This is very offensive. Please dont let ur cat read this.

    "Gimmie Kitty"

    Get hot
    Roast her nice on a plate
    Wild kitty steak
    Kitty classes on how to cook?
    Sign me up

    Got no time to roast for hours
    I'll remember someday
    All the kitties i cooked

    We're so close to something better left unknown
    Now I'm liking clean Kitty's bones

    Gimmie more Kitty
    After all of her is gone
    Who would you rather be?
    A kitty or a kitty roast?
    Oh seriously
    It's all ...

  • "Dead Tabby" Sung to the tune of Dead Disco

    She hit town
    Downtown
    Got hit by big bus
    Went down
    Splattered round
    Animal patrol came next
    Meow less
    Poo less
    There were too many cats i guess...

    Now all we get is
    Dead Tabby
    Dead Lynx
    Dead Calico
    Siamese Hoe
    Every cat
    Has been hit
    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

    Claws out
    Guts out
    Overnight in heaven
    Tail out
    Ears up
    Every cat is flat
    Bagged her
    Airtight
    Noone but the driver to blame

    Now all we get is
    Dead Tabby
    Dead Lynx
    Dead Calico
    Siamese Hoe
    Every ...

  • Jipper commented on a post by Jipper on Nov 30, 2010.

    Thank You.

    You have inspired me to write "Dead Tabby" sung to the tune of Dead Disco. Just for you!

    "Dead Tabby"

    She hit town
    Downtown
    Got hit by big bus
    Went down
    Splattered round
    Animal patrol came next
    Meow less
    Poo less
    There were too many cats i guess...

    Now all we get is
    Dead Tabby
    Dead Lynx
    Dead Calico
    Siamese Hoe
    Every cat
    Has been hit
    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

    Claws out
    Guts out
    Overnight in heaven
    Tail out
    Ears up
    Every cats been hit
    Bagged her
    Airtight
    Noone but the driver to blame

    Now ...

  • I LOVE CATZ SO MUCH SO I WROTE 2 METRIC SONGS ABOUT CATZ. IT TOOK ME LIKE 2 DAYS TO CUM UP WIT DIS.

    ******COLLECT KITTY IS BETTER THAN COMBAT KITTY BUT HERE IS COMBAT KITTY AND I POSTED COLLECT KITTY BELOW ENJOY GUYS <3

    "COMBAT KITTY"

    We used to leave the porch lights on
    And some kitty treats
    Ever since you have been gone
    My lifes kitty free
    No furry cats for me

    Said it all before
    She would lick at her feet
    Always sleep
    I want to be wrong but
    Noone here wants to find me like you ...

  • "Collect Kitty" By Metric
    Sung to the tune of Collect Call

    When the food is dry
    Kitty
    How you gonna get some more?
    Supposing you let me
    With the food all gone
    How you gonna eat??

    I know it's a lie
    I want it to be true
    But the rest of the food
    Is hiding in you
    But its alright
    We'll buy some more
    For...

    Wishing you could
    Eat more slowly
    Youre a lazy kitty
    When you eat
    You eat quickly

    If somebodys got food
    If somebodys got food
    If somebodys got food
    You gotta send it through ...

  • Somebody that uses the classic Metric forum pleaaase repost this to METRICGNOME!

    i've been trying to get an account on the old forum for a long time now just so I can ask you to post that amazing video you had on youtube from Cumberland!!!! You had the haines fight scene, as well as a clip of emily taking our giant No Exit sign on stage.

  • METRICGNOME
    metricgnome
    metricgnome

    who are you?! i've been trying to get an account on the old forum for a long time now just so I can ask you to post that amazing video you had on youtube from Cumberland!!!! You had the haines fight scene, as well as a clip of emily taking our giant No Exit sign on stage.

    Please please please bring it back!!!! I need that to live!

  • Jipper commented on a post by Wyder on Jun 16, 2010.

    Really?????
    yesssssss im glad to hear theyre playing some owu.

    what was the setlist??
    mostly the same?

    i wonder if they'll play all yours live. i'll be seeing them in montreal august.

  • Jipper commented on a post by Jipper on Jun 13, 2010.

    I'm with you Joey. That was the first thought that popped into my head. The video Muse did for their Twilight track had corny love scenes from the film in it.

    Hainesy and the Twilight kids in one video....? Something doesnt seem right. Lets hope thats not the case.

    Metric has done a great job with creative videos since the OWU days. With the exception of Gimmie Sympathy haha.

  • Jipper commented on a post by Jipper on Jun 13, 2010.

    haha shiiit yeah same person. gen.

  • Well I know this is second hand information, but I thought I'd let you guys know.

    A good friend of mine is dating this guy thats doing an internship for some music video company, and apparently he is working on the set of a new video for All Yours.

    I didn't know they were releasing this as a single!! If Metric was gonna release something from a soundtrack as a single, it should have been Black Sheep. I dont think All Yours really represents the amazingness of Metric.

  • Well, All Yours is growing on me for sure, but it's still a pretty bad song. Avril Lavigne would sing something like this. I know the lyrics arent Emilys, but sonicly, this is nothing special at all. It sounds like adult contemporary, NOT Metric.
    Still love you guys though. Lots.

  • Jipper commented on a post by Metric on Jun 4, 2010.

    Honestly, I watched the movie before i knew there was this whole stigma attached to it and i didnt think it was terrible. So i'm not judging the fact that they decided to do that, but the song it's self isn't good at all. It's not metricy enough. It sounds like it could be off a Avril Lavigne record. Metric can be alot more creative.