• Question of the day: You have come across a large sum of money. Naturally you enjoy eating. Naturally you enjoy Metric. So naturally you create a restaurant that is Metric themed.

    What would you name it?

    p.s. we're making the menu tomorrow.

12 Comments

Naturally! Briggins, you are my favourite question asker EVER.

Well, the obvious would be "Raw Sugar", but I'm still going to chose it because I think it sounds like a restaurant I would visit. There is actually a restaurant called "The Gates" in my city...but unfortunately their typical clientele is far too stuffy to ever appreciate Metric.

I just want to make a drink menu! Everything I can think of naming a restaurant, I seem to be able to imagine as an amazing corresponding alcoholic beverage.

I would call it "the twilight galaxy".
and I would play Metric all the time!!

Alex, I'd want to make the drink menu too. I actually have my bartending license =)

I'd probably make a really shady strip club/family restaurant called "Gold, Buns, Girls" and it would feature just that... lots of bread and naked chicks. Classy.

If I weren't a vegetarian I might do a steak house called "The Butcher." But no animals will be dying in the name of my restaurant!

"I'd probably make a really shady strip club/family restaurant called "Gold, Buns, Girls""

Oh Joey, so clever AND so classy hahaha. Just out of curiosity, how would the strip club aspect fit into the family restaurant aspect?

Just to say, I like the design of this question a lot.

The menu better have a copious amount of farm-grown sweet potatoes.

"The Twist" could be an alcoholic beverage of some kind. Orange, lemon or lime, I suppose.

"I'd probably make a really shady strip club/family restaurant called "Gold, Buns, Girls""

Oh my giddy, gravy, goodness. Joey, I can always count on you to keep me laughing for days.

I'm with Alex, "Raw Sugar" is an awesome name. I live in L.A. so there are very, very weird restaurant names. I'd name it "Hustle Rose", it's quite dark, but if you're driving around Hollywood, it's just a name.

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I would definitely name mine Dead Diner

No, there would be no zombies in it. It would have really mediocre food and when asking to return it, the waitresses would mockingly sing "We're asking for too much, I guess"

Hmmm after much thinking I would name it On a Slow Night. Have it a pretty chilled place. The anti-fast food restaurant you might say.

Well... Strippers have families. And maybe they wouldn't take off all their clothes. And of course there'd be a kids menu and one of them ball pits. Again, it'll be a classy place.

Yeah, that sounds really classy, Joey. So classy, I would have an engagement party there. Hahaha!

Oh Joey, you never cease to amuse me, do you? hahaha

I like 'Raw Sugar', that's a good name, but since it's already taken by my fellow BBB, I think I'll go with 'Black Sheep'. It's kind of a weird name to give to a restaurant, but it's also kind of cool, so it kind of fits me. (I'll stop I promise haha)
=P

i don't even have an answer for this question but you guys are the funniest of life. my vote is for joey's restaurant XD

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